BMW 535d: Charlie Croucher

Car: BMW 535d Owner: Charlie Croucher Hometown: Axminster

Yes officer, that headlight is legal!

Watch out Axminster! Charlie Croucher’s 442bhp (700ft/lb torque!!) E60 535d M Sport could be the ultimate sleeper, if it wasn’t wild as hell looking!

All that grunt is put to very good use on the drag strip where he won fastest in class at Santa Pod’s Ultimate Street Car this year. And we know for a fact that some serious cars run at USC.

"If we ever see you in our rear-view on the M5, we’re moving the hell over!"

We’re particularly partial to the Calibre GTR bronze alloys in a full fat 19 inches, the Wrap Capital wrap that reminds us of the HKS racing livery – most honourable! – and, of course, the under-car neons!

Plus, all the upgraded turbos goodness under the hood that lets this Autobahn-stormer churn out those impressive horses. Build it fast ‘n’ strong, then rip it up the strip – Charlie, we salute you. And if we ever see you in our rear-view on the M5, we’re moving the hell over!